May 2013
confusedtree:
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
scareeps:
those booty shorts really bring out your personality
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
For english class, completely irrelevant and will...
Anarchists. The word drives people away, scares them away. Anarchy to the average American sounds rebelious, unorderly, associated with moltov cocktails and bricks through ‘Star Bucks’ windows. This is a false representation of what the participants in this political idea are involved with. Those who believe in anarchism are not violent, they do not wish for a lawless world and to...
My dog keeps shitting where I smoke. She wants me to quit
greywardensexual:
DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN...
nickelode0n:
[cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
Yeah I guess we could look at it this way, exactly one year ago doesn’t only mark a milestone of time in her life, it also marks how exactly one year ago on this day you still did not give enough of a shit to keep from staying doped out on your moms birthday.
Probably was foolish of me to think my brother would have the decency, he means well, the kids just sick. Maybe I’m a little wrong to...
April 2013
I think I smoked the wrong end of a cigarette and...
Auto correct: Saving your drunk ass since whenever...
gossipquirrell:
you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO
thedyketheywarnyouabout:
when I reblog something with just a few notes, I feel like I’m supporting a local business
rabioheab:
*starts a mosh pit at elementary school choir concert*
Penises are some of the most humorous things in existence
askgeorgebush:
when will my erection show who i am inside
oomshi:
time to do some spring cleaning
*wipes crumbs off bed*
done
egberts:
where can i buy that for free
emilaugh:
fuckwooper:
money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
omnivert:
mydemisee:
[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT DOING CUTE THINGS WITH YOU]
[CUTELY THINKS ABOUT DOING AGGRESSIVE THINGS WITH YOU]
