On a scale on 1- dating Harry Styles how bad of a career move is this?
you know what sucks? when the only friends you really have all hangout and don’t invite you.
A few weeks ago my friend brought chicken to 2nd period math, idfk why he was eating wings out of a plastic bag at 8 a.m. But we decided to do something with the bones. We put one in the front office, one hanging from the stair well, and another I placed gently in a girls locker right in front of her. She threw it out on to the hallways floor. I guess it went around and when I told a kid he said “THAT WAS YOU LOL!”
But she said I threw it at her when I floated that bone into her locker and SHE’S the one that threw it. Bitch talkin’ shit now, so I tell my friend Ryan, the one who ate the wings, and he thinks that’s outrageous. We plan to prank her but we forget which locker is hers. We ask around a few times but we’re still not sure.
Today I found out she thinks I’m “looking for her” and she’s preparing to fight me. She thinks I’m out to put a hit on her.
I picture her staying after with the football team to work out.
They all wonder why she’s there and when they ask she just pulls a picture of my face out of her wallet and continues to do aggressive pull ups.
I think this is all a joke but since she’s so serious I think I’ll fight her just so I can get a good laugh. She’ll never look at chicken again without feeling the sting of my upper cut